Dear Person Who Is Signing Up For My Mailing List —
Thank you, and welcome! From now on, unless you tell us to stop, you’ll receive a monthly newsletter with announcements of upcoming books and appearances, and whatever other news we think you’d want to know. Like, if there’s an asteroid hurtling through space toward us and threatening to wipe out all life on Earth, we would definitely mention that. Of course we’d mention it after the announcement of a new book, so you could order one before the asteroid arrived.
Anyway, really, welcome.
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